2. Hear it Meow!
3. Hear it MEow!
4. Hear it MEOw!
5. Hear it MEOW!
6. Trip over it.
7. Stab it in the throat with a knife, break its neck by grabbing it at the base of the skull and slinging it in rage to the ground, throw it in the road and run over it!
Alt: or you could go oldschool and throw it in a dryer or really old microwave.
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Omg. D8
I felt like posting, but what I was thinking of posting was too long for the amount of time that I had (which I don't remember what it was now). Then the cat was being really annoying, and Kali was yelling at it- Even more annoying. So that was the result.
that was....creepy. I like the old microwave idea though.
I think I'll hide my cats away the next time you drop by...call first, okay???
~Laura
I didn't really kill my cat. It was just annoying me to death (or his almost death)... And I would never even attempt to kill a cat unless it was about to kill me first. So everyone's cats are safe around me.
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